Sam illustrates a post about the ASF subpoena with an SVG image of a firmly encumbered Duke:
On a white background he looks healthy enough but, anywhere else, we can see that he’s transparent.
Write once, run anywhere there’s a white background? Let’s resist the temptation to infer anything about Java’s suitability in a range of contexts and fill him in:
It’s not going to let him wrangle out of his chains, but at least it’ll make him show up a bit better in the meantime.